'It dings when there's stuff.' by Kara
Friday, June 29, 2007 at 7:19 AM

Tomorrow is the season finale of Doctor Who. As there are two people who wish to descend on my place tomorrow night for a viewing (independently), I think a pizza and a bar restock are in order. If they leave us on a cliffhanger 'til Christmas like people have rumoured, I may have to find a small animal and kill it. Not one of mine.

Are roller coasters dangerous?

First: Yes, if the rider/bystander is being a complete idiot (Darwinism). -- 21%
Second: Yes -- but only on very, very rare occasions. -- 10%
Third: No, but I'm scared of them anyway. -- 8%

No: 4%
Only if it's not designed or built thoughtfully.: 4%
Only to people with medical conditions.: 4%

Uncreativity Penalty: Fabio jokes. Sorry.

Points

* 'If used within parameters then it is safe. If idiots, people not sized right or medically unable, or the machine in ill repair... SPLAT!!!': +10 for following the rules ... normally I'd make some sarcastic remark about being boring, but I love coasters and you're one of the people who keeps things good.

* 'Only when they are roller coasters of the THE DAMNED.': -5, don't go dissin' damned coasters.

* 'When they transport you into fantasy realms and/or turn into Zondar monsters...what? That's a constant fear of mine!': +25, GGG

* 'A drop 205 feet straight down? Are you insane??!!?!?!?': Yes.

Correct Answer: 'Yes, but then again, so's taking a breath of air in the morning. You going to allow that to stop you?'

New poll time. If you have been, wut?