'That was about the least fun I've ever had in a laundry room.' by Kara
Friday, January 13, 2006 at 8:31 AM

I'm currently drinking Lemon Zinger tea, which disturbs me for two reasons:

1. I don't like lemons, and

2. It's red.

Now, I've never actually been out of the country, but I now want to set out in search of the elusive Red Lemon. I'm sure there's some spot down by the equator where they're actually fairly common. I imagine they're a prey animal. Somewhere down below the Ancient Mow-Mow Beast on the food chain, and certainly too small for the Chalupacabre to bother with. (Just ... don't worry about it.)

The point being, I'm only drinking it to force myself awake. Not that I'm not getting enough sleep. I am, for a change, which is excellent. I just think that writing author biographies for the online book club I've sold my soul to gets to you after awhile. Here I thought I wouldn't do any more book reports after college. What was I thinking?

Poll results below, new polls on the left. Thanks for deciding my next costume, kids. Now if I could find a proper picture of the one I wanna do - seeing as the one I want to do seems to be a late edition to the show ...

Which costume should Kara make after finishing Trillian?

FIRST: Lady of the Lake, Spamalot - 26%

SECOND: Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - 23%

THIRD: Signum, Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha A's - 19%

Cure White, Pretty Cure - 9%

Alfimi, Super Robot Wars - 6%

Vega, GEAR Fighter Dendoh - 2%

OTHER: Mimete from Sailormoon S, Misha from Pita Ten, Seras Victoria from the Hellsing MANGA, Kekko Kamen (no), and Lady Godiva (no - what is with you people wanting to see me NAKED??? I've got like six scars, and they're all ugly).

CORRECT ANSWER: 'Does Fangirl have a real name?' - congratulations for winning the ConScrew Completely Irrelevant Award!











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