"HEY! My fish will outswim your goat any day of the week!" by Rob
Tuesday, March 14, 2006 at 4:58 PM

Well, just whenI thought I could post some good news...and good news only.

In the tradition of things breaking lately, the Virginia DMV has broken something else now.

My spirit.

Now, anyone who knows me knows this isn't the first time I've had a problem with these fuck wads. This time it involved registration for my Bike Galeon *Yes...as in the Lion*.

After spending my three hours...I kid not...in the 'Land of the incompitent-parent-with-Screaming child', in wich I alleviated the boredom by playing with my testicles for a few minutes - an activity at which the Virginia DMV is no-doubt both familiar and highly adept, I made my way over to the desk with a teller when my number/letter combo was called. The conversation went something like this.

me- "I'd like to register this"

Them-"Do you have 'x' form from your insurance company?"

Me-"What the fuck is 'X' form?"

Them-" Well you need it to register since we suspended your license a while ago"

Me-"What the fuck! So what do I do now?"

them-" Go get it from your insurance company, and come back here another day first thing in the morning since it's 3 pm already and we don't want to wait three hours for you to go through the line again. Then we can help you. Oh by the way...you haven't eaten yet today have you?"

Me-"Fuck you all! This place is fucking worthless!"

Thats not exactly how it went...but I've taken certain liberties to keep it entertaining. Except for the "fuck you all...", that ones all me.

So I WAS gonna ride Galeon for the first time today...guess that's gotta wait till next week....

Oh yeah...almost forgot...got my year end bonus check from work...whoopty doo....with the crappy day I've been having I almost forgot.

Oh and I framed a buch of GaGaGa cells too....heh I have a lot on the walls now.

Resitance of The Shittiest DMV I've ever had the displeasure of dealing with is FUTILE!!!

Neo-Vader III

'I am Darren Nichols. Deal with THAT.' by Kara
Tuesday, March 14, 2006 at 8:23 AM

I did not sleep last night. It's the weather ... the weather, and the fact that my thermostat appears to be stuck in Winter Mode. Also, heat rises, of course ... and I'm on the second floor, which makes it even more fun. I vaguely remember falling asleep-ish at some point, but it really wasn't for long. And now it's drizzling out. This is why I drink three or more cups of tea per diem.

Also, my co-writer seems to be having issues with breaking things. There was the car thing a bit ago, and then Saturday on his way down, his truck went pop. (Which is to say, he didn't actually make it down, and he couldn't tell me so 'til about 1-2 hours after he was getting here - which had me a bit worried. Just glad he's okay.) God only knows what else he's broken. See, Rob ... this is why you can't have nice things.

If you missed the last trivia question - well, according to really old stories, Lancelot lived with his mum, the Lady of the Lake. Which means he lived underwater. Wish he'd stayed there.

New one. Anyone ever read Yvain? Can anyone tell me what happened to his horse? I just think it's hilarious is all.

Also, watch Slings and Arrows. If you have been, put something on it.

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